Family jokes

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?

Daddy, harder!

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he can't get home.

I'm gay and an orphan.

Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂