Family jokes
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.