Family jokes
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat,
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Hollow Knight Meme
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Daddy, harder!
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!