Family jokes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.