Family jokes
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Memes
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!