Family jokes
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Memes
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Daddy, harder!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.