Family jokes
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Movies now
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.