Family jokes

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?

Because they can't add a home page.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.

Why do orphans not play baseball?

Because they don't know the way home!

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.