Family jokes
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Your mum has balls.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."