Family jokes
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Your mom's hot.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.