Family jokes
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Memes
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.