Family jokes
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Memes
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Suck your mom. ☺️
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Imagine not having a dad.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.