Family jokes
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.