Family jokes

Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.

Me: Why?

Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."

Why do orphans play GTA?

To make them feel wanted.

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.

My wife left me and took the kids.

If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they can't call them "daddy."

Yo' mama is a joke.

My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.

What do Orphans say on Father's Day?

Well, not "Happy Father's Day."