Family jokes

I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-

Why do orphans play GTA?

To make them feel wanted.

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."

You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they can't call them "daddy."

If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.

My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

Yo' mama is a joke.

My wife left me and took the kids.

You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

Bob: Kanye West.

Dad: No, but I can East.

Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.

Aaron: Why?

Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.