Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Family Jokes
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Daddy, where's my anus?
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
