Family jokes
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.