Family jokes

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

Because they always return.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.

Aaron: Why?

Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.

I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

What do orphans do after they win a game?

Nothing, they have no one to play games with.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.

Me: Why?

Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."

Why is my dad gone?

I don't know.

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.