Family jokes
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
My wife left me and took the kids.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)