Family jokes
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.