Family jokes
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Your mother.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.