Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Family Jokes
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Suck your mom. ☺️
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
