Family jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.