Family

Family jokes

Orphan

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

Parent

What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.

Memes

Kid

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Orphan

Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?

His parents never brought back the milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Baby

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

Orphan

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

Orphan

Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?

They don't have home games.

Orphan

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Uncle

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!