Family jokes
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.