Family jokes
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Memes
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!