Family jokes
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...