Family jokes
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom #69.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.