Family jokes
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Memes
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.