Family jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.