Family jokes
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.