Family jokes
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Me nan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?