I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Family Jokes
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.
Friend: Like what?
Me: My name, my address, my phone number...
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
