Family jokes
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.