What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Family Jokes
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
