Family jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Memes
SO @JusTlivInG wanted me to do some Yo Mamma Jokes
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.