Family jokes
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Memes
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"