Family jokes
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.