Family jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.