A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
Knock Knock! Who's their? It's Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
What happened to the blind man's son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
