Family jokes
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.