Family

Family jokes

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.