Family jokes
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.