Family

Family jokes

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!