Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
