How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Family Jokes
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Say, "Moommy."
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
