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Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

Boy: Knock knock.

Girl: ...Who's there?

Boy: Not your parents!

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    • An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

    What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

    The puppies actually get adopted.

    Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

    My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

    Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

    Orphan: I don’t have parents.

    My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

    Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

    Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

    Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

    Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

    This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.

    Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.

    Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.

    Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!

    What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

    They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

    I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

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    • Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?

    Because the principal was going to call his parents.