Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”