Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
I meant to say what’s an orphans least favorite store to go to? Family dollar store
tell an orphan ur mom but then remember he doesn't have one
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave the for the milk
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
what is cold and alone a orphins parent
MY mom is bad and my dad is bad
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What are the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
