What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"