When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they canāt go home. š¤£
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
My dad is unlucky.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Whatās the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
