like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
youre mom #69
why don't orphans have a site page? Bc theres no home page.
What do you call an orphans family tree A stump
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled. Kili: That’s a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
The F in Orphans stand for family...
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
