Newest Fall Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"

Me after watching 10 minutes of
something on Netflix that took me
an hour to choose
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what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

10 THINGS I KNOW
ABOUT YOU:
1) You are reading this
2) You are human
3) You can't say the letter "P" without
separating your lips
4) You just tried to do it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7) You have a smile on your face and you
skipped number 5
8) You just checked to see if there is a
number 5
9) You laugh at this because you are an
idiot (but everyone else does it too, if
that makes you feel any better)
10) You are going to repin this to see
who else falls for it

this meme had me thinking

INTERESTING CONFUSIONS
1.Can you cry under water?
2.Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3.Why don't birds fall off trees.
when they sleep?
4. Why is it called building
when it is already built?
5. When they say dogs food is
new and improved, who tastes it?
6.If money doesn't grow on trees,
why do banks have branches?
7.Why does round pizza come
in square box?
&Why doesn't glue stick to its
bottle?
Crazy world isn't it?

that be me

WE ARE BEST FRIENDS.
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT
IF YOU
FALL
I WILL
PICK
YOU UP.
AFTER I FINISH LAUGHING.
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TIRA

What is red orange and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls,autumn leaves 🍁

jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg

damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you

Tried making 911 jokes but none it kept falling apart

When i saw a kid with fall with no legs i said. Just walk it off

So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are and that's not anyone elses choice.

BUT!!!!!!

I personally have my own feelings on 'churches and christianity'. I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to the anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of christian people and I respect that! NO REALLY I DO. My best friend is a dumbass christian just like you are, and I respect thats how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.

As someone who isn't a aussie, I note that Idfk what this is:" The people who defended Australia get 2 days, rememberance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community get YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biast. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.

I know and understand I will get alot of hate from this I also don't give a shit, but please remember that its just my thoughts and opinion. Thankyou for reading. :)

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed

found this at imgflip: https://imgflip.com/i/751nxa

小心滑倒
Slip and fall down carefully
CLØSE ENOUGH.
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Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet