"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Fairy Tale Jokes
"Princess, you there? :("
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"