Fairy Tale jokes
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.