why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
