Failure

Failure Jokes

Friend

There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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  • Shaq

    If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

    Depression

    I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

    Emo

    what's the worst thing to say to an emo?

    if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.

    Kobe

    Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

    Life

    I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

    Ice Cream

    A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

    The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

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  • Rock Bottom

    Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

    Squirrel

    I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

    Penaldo

    I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

    Suicide

    Tried committing suicide last night...

    Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!