Failure jokes

I tried to catch fog, I mist...

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

Relationships are like fat people.

Most of them don’t work out.

Tried committing suicide last night...

Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.