My bully: your face is ugly. Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stair way to heaven. My bully: :(
your snorting cociane with your Buddys your eyes are closed feeling the bliss of drugs when suddenly something wet touches your nostril your buddy mark stuck his PENIS in your face. you look up at mark and he says "I'm sorry" and runs away his pants still down.
stick your head up someone's butt. what do you get? a BUTTHEAD!😆😅😂🤣 "get your butt out of my face!"😆😅😂🤣 " Then get your face out of my butt!!!"😆😅😂🤣
The only hood i like is pointy and white. Thats why i cant trust people when i dont see thier face at night.
your face was so ugly you got adopted by a poop
So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
How do you fuck a sheep? But your dick in it and face it off the cliff edge, it'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Make an ugly face in 3,2...STOP OMG STOP EWWWWW oh wait that’s your normal face.
Nihha scarborough face
there was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time) so i said i made a chemical reaction with his mom last night reaction with
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face because huggy didn't get a kissy from kissy Missy
if every time someone faints when they see your face and i get 1 cent I would be a trillionaire
What did they find on Chris rocks face fresh prince
A man walks into a bar the man says why the human face It’s not funny At All
ur mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you
what do girls after sex with Pinocchio? wash off the birch sap from the face
