Face jokes

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.