Face jokes

What would a clock look like with no numbers?

Timeless!

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

I love friends.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.