Face jokes
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
I love friends.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
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What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?