Face jokes
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Stonkzer Concert
How do you tell a child they have cancer? With a smile on your face.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.