Face jokes

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

What would a clock look like with no numbers?

Timeless!

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.