Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
What do u call a man with out a body and a nose
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
