Face jokes

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

Face-Timing My Girlfriend:

"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the look on its face as you climax.

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!