Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Whats the Difference between acne and the Pope? Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
I love friends
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
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