Face jokes

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?

Because they blow up in your face.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

What's the most between my uncle and aunt?

My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.

What's the difference between acne and the Pope?

Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

What would a clock look like with no numbers?

Timeless!

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?