Face jokes

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" "No, ... hurdles."

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.