What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
Thatâs what I get for not having a password on my iPad
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
What's the most between my uncle and ance? My ance waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
what do you call dog that's faced backwards a god
roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you
Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me
Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine Dragon my nuts across your face
So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I donât know what was funnier. The looks on my wifeâs face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises and a broken jaw?
Will you listen now?!?!?
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean sometimes I donât want someoneâs dick in my face
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
