Existence jokes
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
I wish we were all aborted. <3
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
I don't want to die.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Humanity.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?