Existence jokes

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

You know I wish life was shorter?

I want it over.

Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?

They all ate each other.

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.

I guess I failed.

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

This joke is so dark, I need life.

Conor's life.

My life, haha, so funny!

What is a tree that does not exist?

A money tree.

Please don't kill [me].

Your life is the best joke ever.

Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.

Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.

My life is a joke.

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:

JOKES

1. my life 2. pat as a cat.

Want to hear a joke? It's called life.