Existence jokes
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Memes
This joke is so dark, I need life.
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Please don't kill [me].
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
My life is a joke.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
My horrible life.
Your life.
Oliver Savage's life.