Existence jokes
Dean's sex life.
My existence.
U were accidental.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Conor's life.
My life, haha, so funny!
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Please don't kill [me].
Your life is the best joke ever.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <: