Existence jokes
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Your life is the joke.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
My live.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
His life.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
My entire existence.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!