Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I wish we were all aborted. <3
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
My existence.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
My life.
Dean's sex life.
U were accidental.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
