Existence jokes
My dick is longer than your life.
When you breathe.
Conor's life.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Caley's life.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Life.
Who are you?
Yourself.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.