Existence jokes
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
What is life?
Your life is the joke.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Old ladies are non existent.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Adriano loves life.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Who are you?
Yourself.
The joke is me.
My friend's life.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Yourself.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?