Existence jokes
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Dean's sex life.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Lachlan's life.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Once I was 7.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
My life.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Karolien's life.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
My horrible life.