Existence jokes
Life is all that matters.
Oliver Savage's life.
My horrible life.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Your life.
Memes
Your life.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
What is life?
Your life is the joke.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Old ladies are non existent.
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
My friend's life.
Adriano loves life.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Who are you?
Yourself.
The joke is me.