Existence jokes
Your face and your life.
Life is all that matters.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Your life.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
Memes
What is life?
Your life is the joke.
Who are you?
Yourself.
My friend's life.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Old ladies are non existent.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Adriano loves life.
The joke is me.