Existence jokes
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
My horrible life.
Oliver Savage's life.
Your life.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Your face and your life.
Life is all that matters.
What is life?
Your life.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
Your life is the joke.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Old ladies are non existent.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)