I wish I was dead like my jokes.
Existence Jokes
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
I wish we were all aborted. <3
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
