When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Me: Hey god are you there" it's me Michael "god":*SILENCE* Me: If any gods exist they better say or do something this instant. "god": *SILENCE*
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
what’s the only gun that doesn’t exist in africa? the water gun
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
