Existence jokes
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.