Existence

Existence jokes

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.