Existence jokes
I took a sip of water.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
My life, ha ha funny!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Little Johnny died.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.