Sad life goes, joke mom.
Existence Jokes
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Little Johnny died.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Can I die?
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
I have a funny joke: my life.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
