Existence jokes
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Dead.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
I took a sip of water.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
My life, ha ha funny!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!