Existence jokes
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Why does this exist?
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
How to not exist: Kys.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.