what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.
Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns because they don't exist.
Rapunzels hair is longer then your dads existence
me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
not a joke? more like not an existing organism in life.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
I would make a joke about America... However the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap
Why would tommy kill philza's wife just to make phil belive she didnt exist
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Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.