A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Dee.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
