What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri"
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
You hairlines so non existent, even the universe couldn't find it.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Me: Hey god are you there" it's me Michael "god":*SILENCE* Me: If any gods exist they better say or do something this instant. "god": *SILENCE*
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
there was a kid and a historian in a museum about ww2 and were looking at hitler in a car doing the nazi salute. The kid said, “why is he putting his arm in the air?”. The historian said “indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the third reich
