I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Existence Jokes
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
