Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns because they don't exist.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
I laughed at my life so hard.
A true God would be godless himself.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
not a joke? more like not an existing organism in life.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
