Existence

Existence Jokes

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.