Existence

Existence Jokes

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.