you ever look back at your ex and are like 'wow! what was i think?' then i start to think i was the problem :( just kidding fuck that asshole
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex They both went down on my dad
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. so when i was little, i met this girl. her name was Leah. we were besties for a while until i turned 13. then i asked if she wanted to date me. she said yes! but one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. i was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
my ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. so she said i was usless in bed. should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
my ex friends are depressed there names are kaitlyn and ava
Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it
What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
My ex.
My ex was orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Today my ex got hit by a bus
I also lost my job as a bus driver
Suicide is as easy as my ex wife
What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f-cks you harder
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
Dont take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you, as a joke
