You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex They both went down on my dad
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Today my ex got hit by a bus
I also lost my job as a bus driver
What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f-cks you harder
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.