Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.
Person 1:“Hey today was great” Person 2:“What happened” Person 1:“I ran into my ex today” Person 2:“What’s so great about that?” Person 1:“I was in my car”
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder
ex-bf's gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
today was the worst day ever my ex got ran over by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
