I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
Exes Jokes
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
