Im deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who i met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess i didnt see the signs at the time.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
my ex's love for me :( i still love the dude sadly but i wont take him back
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we're through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday..lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
What do you call a no r-med T-rex
A T-ex
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
