Exaggeration jokes

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

These gags are killing me!

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.