Exaggeration jokes

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!