Exaggeration jokes

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

These gags are killing me!

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.