Exaggeration jokes
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.