Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...

It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.