Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.