Exaggeration jokes
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.