Exaggeration jokes

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.

Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.