Exaggeration jokes

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...

It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!