Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Exaggeration Jokes
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
