Exaggeration jokes

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

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I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.