Exaggeration jokes

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.