Exaggeration jokes

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.