Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
