Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

You're overreacting.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Yo mama so fat,

she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.