Exaggeration jokes

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.

Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"

Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

What do you do when your baby starts screaming?

Use more lube.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.