Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
