Exaggeration jokes

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.

Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...

Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

What do you do when your baby starts screaming?

Use more lube.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.