Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.