Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.