Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.