Exaggeration jokes
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.