Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.

Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."

My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.