Exaggeration jokes

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.

Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."

My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."