Exaggeration jokes
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!