Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
