Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.