Exaggeration jokes

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.