Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.