Exaggeration jokes

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.