Exaggeration jokes

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.

Old man: I ran over five miles today.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"