Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!