Exaggeration jokes

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!