Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.