Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Exaggeration Jokes
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
