Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mΓ£e.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
