Exaggeration jokes

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!