Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.