Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.

The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."

The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"