Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.