How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
