Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Exaggeration Jokes
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
