Exaggeration jokes
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.