Exaggeration jokes

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

Mine never stops.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.