Exaggeration jokes

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.